Mini Mediocre Moment One: Solidarity Mamas

Hey, mamas! Welcome to our first mini mediocre moment with the Mediocre Moms Club. Motherhood is undeniably messy, and today, we're diving into the chaos unapologetically. Grab a moment for yourself, because you deserve it.

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Segment 1: Sunday Morning Madness
Picture this – it's a Sunday morning, and our host is already feeling the whirlwind of motherhood. From old lady bathrobes to breath critiques from her son, the relatable chaos sets the stage for a hilarious yet real journey into the daily struggles of being a mom.

Segment 2: Staircase Scrolls
As our host heads upstairs to brush her teeth (because, you know, bad breath is a serious offense), she stumbles upon a teacher tip that leads her down a rabbit hole of organization and documentation. The multitasking mom life is in full swing, and the staircase becomes the unexpected stage for this comedy of errors.

Segment 3: The Three Full-Time Jobs
In a candid moment, our host reflects on the overwhelming nature of her life – managing a home, being a wife, and juggling the crazy schedules of parenting. She eloquently expresses the feeling of working three full-time jobs and the struggle to find balance. It's a raw and honest confession that resonates with moms everywhere.

Segment 4: On the Verge of a Mental Breakdown
Texting a friend about the verge of a mental breakdown becomes the relatable turning point. The search for a checklist and the solidarity with other moms experiencing the same chaos create a shared understanding of the impossible tasks life throws at them.

Conclusion:
As we wrap up this mini mediocre moment, let's acknowledge the truly impossible task of being a mom. Whether you're a working mom or not, the struggle is real. Remember, do the best you can, embrace the chaos, and know that you're a badass. Because, in the end, that's all any mom can do.

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Transcript

 Hey, mamas. It's a mini mediocre moment because motherhood is messy as fuck, so let's all microdose unapologetically embracing the chaos. 

So it's a Sunday morning and I already feel like I'm losing my freaking mind. I was coming upstairs to brush my teeth because I hadn't gotten to brush my teeth before going downstairs because my children were like, Mommy!  Come downstairs! So I just like got up, my bathroom on, went downstairs. And yes, I'm talking like a full blown, like, old lady bathrobe, but it's so comfortable.

So I'm upstairs because I need to brush my teeth because my son told me my breath smelled too bad, he didn't want me to be near him, and I was like, cool. So I'm walking up the stairs and I'm kind of like scrolling through my phone, like my, I don't know, Instagram reels, because I'm not young enough or cool enough to use TikTok, and I come across this really good teacher tip.

And it's like teacher tip, you know, whatever it said it was like for new teachers but honestly I love looking at ones for new teachers because sometimes you kind of got to reset even though you've been in it for a while And it was all about documentation of everything and organization and so then I was like kind of like searching her profile and then i'm just like oh my god I am in the middle of the stairs.

I'm like a little bit more than halfway up now I'm scouring like teachers pay teachers for this Girl's documentation thing that I loved and was like, oh, that would be amazing. And as I'm on the way up the stairs to go brush my teeth, because my son told me my breath smelled too bad, and it only smelled bad because they didn't let me brush my teeth before I came down.

Now some of you may be like, they didn't let you, they're your children. Honestly, I have nothing else to say to you, but fuck off. Yes, they didn't let me. And if you don't understand that, we're all sorry, we've got different vibes. My brain was going crazy with work stuff, then my brain was going crazy with kids stuff, and then my brain was going crazy, crazy with like, home stuff.

And I was like, I feel like I work three. Fucking jobs. Having a home, being a wife, but like, with crazy of schedules. It's really just like, dinners and cleaning and that type of stuff is what I'm talking about there. And, being a teacher. And, being a mom. It's literally three full time fucking jobs. I suck at math, guys, but like, even I can figure out that's too much for one person.

And there aren't enough hours in the day. So,  does anyone else ever feel like this? I literally texted Kiki. And I said, so like, how do you know if you're on the verge of a mental breakdown? Is there like a checklist? Not even remotely asking for a friend. That's my actual text to Keeks, and I have not heard back from her yet, which probably means she's experiencing the same exact thing.

So, solidarity, mamas, because Our tasks in life are truly impossible and today I'm feeling like it's truly impossible and I'm sucking and other days I feel like whatever. It's truly impossible but let's do the best we got. Today's not one of those days so if you're not having one of those days I feel you.

I'm gonna say something to you that I'm really saying out loud so that my brain can hear it and I have kids calling me in the background. Wow, a full.  4 minutes and 45 seconds I had to myself. Crazy! But I'm gonna say some shit to you, because it's For some reason I can't say it to myself and listen to it, so maybe you will.

Your task of life as a mom, whether you're working or not, is fucking impossible. Do the best you can, because that's all we can do. Know that you're trying, and love yourself, because you're a badass bitch.