The Mediocre Moms Club

Attention all mediocre mamas - you and your frozen Dino-chicken nuggets are not alone. No one told us motherhood would be incredibly hard, ridiculously exhausting, and impossible to be a pro at. Like, what the fuck? We have warning labels for HOT COFFEE being HOT, but no one could give us a quick heads up about teething or goddamn Hand Foot and Mouth?! I’m just saying, the only way to survive this thing is to get through it together - one crazy day at a time.